Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Testimony of a BUN seller: Love NVR die

Meet at bus stop at 140. Manifestation of the curse..


I, m a bun seller. Ya, tats my destiny since i first set my foot into tat committee, AMS.


Arriving at bus stop at round 150. Put no blame on me, gt so carried away by the eminent culture of being late. Luckily, the buns haven arrive yet. Engaged in conversation with other bun sellers. After a century, fresh buns arriving, in a car tat doesn seem to b owned by a bun whole-seller. He can speak Eng somemore.. Sry, no offence, pure surprise.


Gt 20 buns. Isa and another gal moved at their top speeds towards the target group. Tats how PRO acting. First sell first earn. By the time i step into the building, every potential prey is holding a bun dy T,T I hate u guys soo much. As i m waiting for the lift, Lord touched me with his hand. I sell my first pizza bun!


LVL 2: Deciding to go on foot instead of lift for no reason. Approach the first group of prey tat come into my sight. Though din sell any, at least they r kind enuf to show their concerns by asking which committee i m workin for. Beg around. Like a leper. And croak like a toad because of my dry throat which wasn in gud condition lately.. "Sry, jux taken my lunch.." True enuf, y m i selling bun at this hour of day to a wrong population. Others jux have this expressions written on their faces: Pls spare me, had donated all my money to all the unlicensed vendors dy. Or: Gt lost!! I swear to kill the next hu approaches me. I ll do the same if i were them..


LVL 1: This where i m goin to have my class. Life is about bein late.. Sneaked into the class. Settled down bside ketua persiap. Honoured~ Still having role playing today. And unfailingly act as a joker and attention seeker.. In order to obtain high marks~ Bt do enjoy. "We gt free buns for our class.. Whose is this" " Mdm, tat 4 sell." " Wat for sell, give us free. Each take one.." ( giggles heard, m laughing in an embarrassing manner)


Survived till short break. And tats the time when the most touching part of the story takes place. The poor boy, was moving from one table to another, vendoring his not-so-nice buns. "Sry, i m vegeteranian today." Extreme disappointness. Now he knows the feeling of girl selling matches in Anderson's fable. The world is snowing.. At this moment of disappointment, he saw a huge roasted turkey in front. He rubbed his eyes. Sry, its Mdm, nt turkey.. In desperation, he turned to her. "Sry, i don eat bread.." The world collapsed.  An Avalanche!! He lighted his last candle. The most beautiful sight appeared b4 him..


...A red RM10.00 note. "I buy five from u. U distribute to anyone hu wants it." (Angels singing) Mdm wif a golden white aura around her. 5 free buns don prove to b sufficient and ending up devoured by the vegeteranians, stomach-achers, and those with all kinds of terminal diseases hu cant eat buns few seconds before. Human beans~ If u call wat just happened a miracle. Then i cant find a noun for wats going to happen next..


As he was celebrating his success, another red note came floating down from the sky. " It seems its not very sufficient. NAh, somemore 4 others.." Oh no, my head is turning, nvr receive such a massive amount in my life.. I m goin to die..


[ I believe that if i do a portion of gud deed, God is goin to bless me another ten times more. And God always prove me right.] - Mdm








How great is our God
Sing with me, How great is our God
All will see, How great, How great 
IS OUR GOD~